- mom: what do you want for dinner
- me: rock and roll
- *flips over table and air guitars*
“I’m thinking about getting a tattoo…”
Well, aren’t you an edgy fuck? Perhaps no one cares, because tattoos are completely socially acceptable by most of the industrialized world. If you want to get a tattoo, be about it. Go get your tattoo.
I’m tired of hearing about what you “might” do. That’s weak sauce. You know what I do when I’m thinking about it? I go to a fucking ATM, grab a few hundred bucks, and get it done. That’s why I’m halfway covered.
